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  • ronhira
    05-29 11:13 AM
    This is the third time an Indian American has won the competition in a row.

    BTW, the huge number of Indian American partcipants is not due to the fact that " Indian Americans" are brilliant... These children (at least most) are partcipating not becasue they have talent but they are being forced to by the aspirations of their parents.

    All the Indian American children are crying, sitting on the lap of their parents etc... See any other kid who lost, they were cool.

    Maybe your parents did not hug you enough when you were growing up, but that's not a justifiable reason to be jealous from these kids.

    We are all born as genius, life de-genius us. Each one of us have the ability to be brilliant, it just depends how each one of us chose to spend our time. Folks who spend their time constructively are brilliant, because they have learned to ignore the negative. That's why these kids are brilliant and that's why they have the talent.

    A growing child with aspirations looking for a parent to comfort and console them is not a sign of weakness, its a sign of a strong bond between the child and the parent, I guess thats a cultural thing. And a strong bond with parents that takes away nothing from them for being recognized for their talent.

    As far as being forced by parents is concerned, I know for fact that I would have NOT gone to University to get a degree if my parents were not there to guide me at that age. If parents use constructive guidance that allows the children to strive and become better citizens of the society, that's called "personal responsibility". Last time I check, someone became the President of this country speaking in favor of "personal responsibility" and "responsibility of parents". Was that wrong?





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  • RamBihari
    02-15 05:49 PM
    hi,

    i have 3 yrs degree + 1 yr pg diploma. I have been working in industry for past 17 years, and don't think any degree or even doctorate would add much to my qualification for the job that i am doing.

    I am currently filed in eb3 category, and new company i am changing job to are ready to refile my gc. But they won't file my gc in eb2 category, as i don't meet the 4 yr bs requirement.

    My son will be in the highschool in 4 years, and i don't want to spend a lot of money on getting ms to myself. But for the gc i am looking for fastest and cheapest way to get ms program. I have no idea how it works, what qualifies me for a degree, what can i get credits for. Any inputs would be appreciated.

    Thanks!


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  • shx
    04-21 03:59 PM
    GC people is closer to citizenship and closer to get this permission.

    Visa is not permanent.

    So what is it now? Since GC people are closer to getting citizenship, they deserve to bring their parents? Or, the parents of GC holders are more deserving to come to the US?

    You said those of us with bad parents don't need to comment. What happens to bad parents of citizens and very good parents of H1Bs? Where do they stand?

    Why do you think GC is permanent and a visa is not? There are people on this forum who have been on H1B 'visa' for more than 10 years and counting. We should at least let them bring their parents, don't you think? Or should they instead go back to India?

    Next time, I want you to think seriously about the issues I brought up and then post a reply. LOL. I feel like I'm talking to a kid.





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  • Immi_Chant
    08-03 07:50 PM
    Anyways, thanks RDB for your response.

    But as USCIS is putting so much "efforts" in preadjudication 1000's of cases, can't they say whether we are preadjudicated or not? They Only worry about milking us by increasing visa fee, delaying processing time and all other means...



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  • hopein07
    02-20 04:17 PM
    I have been doing the same research for the past one month, here is my experience.

    1. Termlife Vs Wholelife.
    Term is better than whole life. Instead of going with whole life, you can have Term + Saving account. For example, if you need $500/year for term and $2500/year for whole life. Take the Term insurnace and pay $500/year, open a saving account and deposit $2000/year ($2500 - $500).



    The only issue here is that Term will cover you till the age of 60-65 if you get 20-30 year fixed rate policy. But if you still have immovable assets at age 65, which you surely will, that you need protected for your dependents then you will not have any coverage at all because Term will last only its stated duration. If saving/investing during young age is the objective then Term is good, no doubt, because it's cheap and covers you from risk during young working years. But I guess no company gives Whole Life on H1 so there's not any other option.





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  • h1techSlave
    10-14 12:21 PM
    We can collectively do some thing.
    I am exactly doing the same thing that anandrajesh mentioned above. I have my tickets booked for Nov 21st and its already more than 60 days for me. I have called them to expedite it. will be faxing the documents and letter to local congressman and uscis ombudsman today. I am not even sure why we pay so much of money to these people and do all this to just do their work. But what can we do, we are at their mercy.



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  • meridiani.planum
    10-20 08:51 PM
    seems like people lost their interest in bulletin.. By the way I smell something becasue why its not released on Monday ?

    that smell was just the older leftovers (Oct VB) being re-heated in the microwave and served again.





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  • desi3933
    06-19 07:17 AM
    If you don't need EAD to use AC21 whats the use of EAD for the primary applicant?

    I was not planning to change company and just filed my 485 without EAD last week. But now situation has changed and the lawyer said i need EAD if i want to use AC21 after 6 months. I'm hoping to get a receipt notice soon so that i can file for EAD without the increased fees. Anybody has any link to where it says we don't need EAD for AC21 so i can check with my lawyer?

    Your lawyer seems to be incorrect on this. You may want to consider getting second opinion.

    AC-21 can be invoked on H1 as well as on EAD. Your choice.

    Many times, joining second employer is relatively easy on EAD as it involves no H1 filing (less paperwork), but using EAD requires one to travel ONLY on AP.

    Using H1 is more peace of mind. If for some reason I-485 is denied, one can in US (and work too) until H1 status expiry date and handle appeal more effectively.

    Hope it helps.

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    Permanent Resident since May 2002



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  • AGC4ME
    04-08 03:12 PM
    Going back might be a good call. But the truth is, no matter how much money you got, how secured you are, the bottom-line is that the call has to come from the individual.

    I will share my concern. I was 23 when I moved here and I already spent 10 years of prime life here in this country. After finishing my college, I worked in India for a year and half, and as any young adult I grew up thinking one day, I will change the way life operates in India. There is a system which operates India. It is powerful, normal human like you and I cannot overcome the system. People like Gandhi could, they are willing to sacrifice them self for the best of others. Or you could people like our current politicians who know how to work the system. People like lallu, Jaya, Karunanidhi, Naidu etc, they grew up as a part of the system. For them even when killing someone, they might not feel the remorse. But you and I cannot even bribe without feeling bad, which is good. But the question is how long can you sustain that? I am not 23 anymore; Now, I know what responsibility is all about. I have 2 kids; I don�t know whether I am hard enough to fight the system at this current stage of my life.

    There is a famous quote, which states that there is a breaking point for every human, once we are pushed beyond that point, your action does not originate from your brain. In other words you will become part of the system.

    For me this is the main concern. When I talk to people here who wants to go back, they say that they will buy a house in some close community and they will live a happy life inside. For me that�s a fools dream. You cannot shut off from others, may be for a month or two, soon you have to face the real world.

    So the answer for your question like in this question. How are you going to handle the system in India? I do not believe that things will change. May be in 25 years; Not anytime soon. So until then you have to live a life where in you have to adjust to the system.

    I do not have an answer to the question. How will I manage the day to day life? If you know the answer let me know

    - ;)

    is the answer :-0). Remember in life you have to have an attitude of respecting others, if u think you need to be treated specially cause you have lived in America 10yrs then u would be definitely disappointed. A lot of my friends have relocated to India and I am too early next year. The only answer is attitude.





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  • hopefulgc
    01-13 04:23 PM
    Woooo .. dude... relax ..take a chillax pillax
    Everything ok between you and the "gawd"?

    "gawd" .. look what you started between us :D:D:D



    It appears that you are cracking a joke, but I cannot stop from replying to your post. Why are you asking God to save IV? For the things we cannot do or for the things we dcon't understand, why do we always have to bring in 'God' in the picture? Can't we even crack a joke without brining in God?

    I am just trying to prevent world war III on these forums. Thats why my request for not referring "God'. We will all be much more happier funnier and peaceful if we try not to bring in 'God' in the mix.

    Next thing you will see, someone will post - "God, when will the VB dates move for my category".


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  • kak1978
    08-10 11:18 PM
    May be the Law firm signed up for the bulletin email and they got it through email. Did anyone here subscribe to the email?





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  • franklin
    09-25 07:25 PM
    I love how the majority of these "new" ideas are coming from people who didn't attend either rallies!

    Good to see we have sparked some forward motion with more people becoming engaged

    In reality, a few of the suggestions were carried out both in San Jose and in DC.



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  • paskal
    04-09 05:30 PM
    as i said earlier it gets a bit much
    but the thread does not mention a country
    merely talks of leaving- and that's free will aint it!
    now individuals will discuss it based on their own experience, and fortunately or unfortunately the majority here belong to one country, it really should not offend you, although once again i repeat, i do not think it is ideal.
    being so sensitive is easy here, bet you have much thicker skin at work in in your neighborhood. please show tolerance in your comments, that's all i asked. you can point out the same think politely, or gently refer to the irrelevance of the discussion which is clear anyway to most people. not a lot of contributors to the thread you may note....

    oh and by the way- when threads like this are shut down, people scream free speech. everyone will dislike something when there are 10,000 people. please chill out. live and let live.

    as for the plenty of people that won't come here- sounds to me like they forgot what the real problem is. just my humble opinion, but anyone that won't help with fighting this crisis because of petty trite reasons like "some threads are so country centric" would have been of no stinking use here anyway but to whine and complain. as it is barely 200-300 people bother with anything concrete.

    you on the other hand friend, i happily assume are better than that.
    please please ignore this silly thread and get on with what's important.
    i'm going to...won't see me posting again.





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  • asterix
    07-09 11:41 PM
    http://www.palaceflorists.com/?PromotionCode=reset

    This is a local DC florist who will send the flower on Jul 10th. They deliver the same day. Please use this and help make a statement and draw some attention



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  • njdude26
    07-22 01:34 PM
    I would agree with this. My company is run by canadians. If there was any growth restrictions today i would not be the head of s/w development...

    just because there is one bad fruit you dont throw the entire basket out...


    My company has offices in both canada(toronto and vancouver) and US .. i have worked for extended periods of time in canada. I agree that career development opps are limited due to economic reasons, but there is no way toronto or vancouver is any more racist than atlanta or miami. Who said there is no discrimination against white collar workers in the US as well .. if not how do you explain so many people supporting illegal aliens, but nobody breathing a word about us ? Lets face it , the corporates here need us but many native born white collar workers actively hate us. Thats how you have so much opposition to H1-B and EB visas from the likes of programmer's guild and other labor unions.





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  • mnkaushik
    02-09 03:25 PM
    Reno, could you please give us more information about your and your friends' experience :

    - What your qualifications are.

    What the Sr. software engineer job requirements were. Things like:
    - Education
    - Experience

    and also more info about your experience with PERM:
    - Processing center. Chicago or Atlanta?
    - Processing time.
    - Any audits?
    - Any business necessity documentation requirements?

    I know I'm asking for a lot of info but I think it would be extremely helpful for many folks who are preparing to file under EB2 to avoid regression.


    My wife applied for LC as Business Analyst with Bachelors and 5 years of Exp.

    My wife has done her Bachelors in Engineering from Bombay. She had more than 7 years of exp at the time of filing. The job required 5-7 years of exp with abachelors Degree.

    She applied to Atlanta center and it took around 5 months and no audits that we know of. thenshe applied for her I 140 which took around 3-4 months. There was an RFE for exp letters since the lawyers did not give it during her I 140 filing. After the lawyers responded to her RFE, her I 140 was approved in 15 days. Now she is waiting to apply for I485.

    I hope this gives u an idea that u can apply for EB2 as BA if the job requires Bachelors and 5-7 years of exp.



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  • sunny1000
    05-21 02:10 PM
    I see just April 15, I tryed with IE, Mozilla, Opera.

    Try closing all the browsers and reopening..





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  • sunny1000
    05-21 12:44 PM
    I140 at TSC is August 26th. Several others and I have their July apps pending. Gosh, this concurrent crap without current PD is playing havoc in several of our lives..

    What a nightmare and sad state of affairs.

    I am in the same state as you are. This just sucks. First I got stuck in the rotten BEC for years and then, this happens. USCIS should be sued for playing with our future.





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  • desi3933
    08-10 10:43 AM
    My question involves employment and labor law for the state of: CA

    I have worked with a company on h1b from 1st jul to 12 nov in 2007 on h1b visa. They did not pay me for last 45 working days. My employer is telling about the following clause in in my offer letter:


    SALARY: You will be paid an amount equal to a 70% basis of your bill rate based on the understanding that you will work with us for a period of at least one year. If you leave Company before completing 1 year of employment your compensation will be adjusted to a $55,000 per year basis and the excess amount paid to you will be deducted from the last two months of your salary.

    Please let me know whether this is legal to have this kinda clause in offer letter. Is there any way to get my salary?

    Thanks much!

    What is your salary on H1 LCA? Is it 55,000 year?

    If you're paid > LCA Salary, then probably nothing much can be done.





    waitforgc1
    06-12 11:57 AM
    Ron Gotcher said something similar... they may be trying not take any more
    applications from 2000-2009 until they finish the backlog. That may be one of the
    reasons why they may have retrogressed to 2000. Just my 2 cents.





    radhagd
    05-15 11:01 AM
    check this statement by lawyer


    "Depending upon where you are from, your home consulate may (most likely will) accept an application for consular immigrant visa processing. Go to the main ImmInfo.com site and read the article and other materials on "AC I-140" processing. Use the search feature if you can't otherwise find these materials.

    You DO NOT have to abandon your AOS. It can continue while you pursue a consular application at the same time. When you get your green card via consular processing and return to the US, you can withdraw your AOS application at that time. Until then, it stays on file. You may use your AP and EAD while you are doing this.

    We have process more than a thousand cases via this procedure. It is nothing exotic. Indeed, a substantial number of people who still visit this forum are former clients of ours who did this exact same procedure."
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    Attorney at Law
    The Gotcher Law Group, PC
    15300 Ventura Blvd., Suite 507
    Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
    Tel: 818-990-4922
    Fax: 818-990-4964
    ImmInfo.com
    GotcherLaw.com



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