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  • Devils_Advocate
    07-29 03:33 PM
    LOL why is this ancient thread back up and WHY is it in red fonts??

    and WHY did Rip Van Winkle decide to post after 2 years??

    The trauma of getting a GC is getting to folks, i think IV should have a free psychiatric counselor section along with the free lawyers as well;)





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  • luckysiri
    04-14 09:59 PM
    Thanks Kumar1 for letting us know the options. We both have valid EAD's in hand. I like to maintain the H1B status as I am the primary applicant for the GC.
    As you said some of friends also mentioned the same about talking to lawyer. Only thing I expected in this time is peace of mind. This is the worst timing. We always wanted to welcome our baby with lots of joy and happiness. But this desi consultancy put me in this worst situation I never expected.





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  • dpp
    11-04 03:14 PM
    There is nothing to discuss on this. Just take the cash to any national bank SBI or ICICI or UTI and ask them i want to wire trasfer to US bank account. They ask you to fill up wire trasnfer form by giving US bank accout and routing numbers. They just do it by taking some fee for wire transfer. Thats it. You will get into your US bank account in a day. Thats for sure. I did this number of times. I don't know, you guys make it complex everything, by saying NRE/NRO/RBI etc. It just damn simple, do wire transfer.

    I know this is possible although I did not try this. I think you need to get a certified letter from CA. But can you give the money from your account and again have them gift you ? I mean wouldn't the bank check this is the same money that you gave to your parents previously.
    Btw, you can get upto $100K from your NRE account without RBI's permission. Also you deposit your Rent, interest etc that you get in India, into the Repatriatable NRO account and repatriate here in USA.





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  • yebo123
    05-11 12:56 PM
    Guys, why don't we open a page "Bets" ? There we can place bets if a bill will pass, if our ammendments will be included, if something at all will happen... This will make our life more interesting and we will be in a better mood. To wait for another 5-6 years for the GC :-)

    Long Live USCIS "Las Vegas" establishment :-)

    "Good morning, Rhodene & Stockton. How may i help you?"
    ...
    "Yes sir, we do trade in the futures market"
    ...
    "Certainly sir, what would you like to put up?"
    ...
    "So you would like to bet your family's future? No problem"
    ...
    "Non-resident alien, 5yrs H1B... ok"
    ...
    "EB-3? Oh, well, yeah ummm. That complicates things a little. Let me check with my supervisor"
    ...
    ...
    "Hello sir? You see, the problem is your official odds are sitting at 1:12000. We are not authorized to trade at those levels. However, if you will include your pets' future in the deal we can offer you 1:3 odds."
    ...
    "Don't get upset it is a very reasonable offer. How about if I include a jam donut?"
    ...
    "Great. I will have the paperwork out for your signature in the morning. Have a nice day"



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  • greyhair
    05-24 09:00 AM
    I have reserved the air tickets to do meetings in Washington. I am willing to buy tickets for 1 more person. If anyone needs help in buying tickets please send me a private message. Looking forward to working with everyone.





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  • senk1s
    05-21 01:58 PM
    This is unprecedented - NSC was doing Eb3 140's slowly and now they stopped.
    NSC EB2 140 is July 5th 2007 (my friend got approval yesterday by filing in Aug 2007)

    Clear your cache and then reopen browser - you should be able to see MAY 15th update.

    Thanks,

    Unbelievable :(
    If it is any more ridiculous, it'll be funny.
    NSC140EB3 is like a sunk treasure ... we need to send Prof Indy to look for it



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  • ivslave
    09-11 04:27 PM
    ^^^^^^





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  • a1b2c3
    10-01 11:42 PM
    Do you have a link to support upgrading databases til Oct 29?

    I think so

    Link:
    http://www.regulations.gov/fdmspublic/component/main?main=DocumentDetail&o=090000648072c5eb

    Relevant thread:
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21782


    SUMMARY: In accordance with the Privacy Act of 1974, the Department of Homeland Security is giving notice that it proposes to consolidate
    three legacy record systems: Justice/INS-013 INS Computer Linked
    Application Information Management System (CLAIMS) (67 FR 64132 October 17, 2002), Justice/INS-031 Redesigned Naturalization Application Casework System (RNACS) (67 FR 20996 April 29, 2002), and Justice/INS-033 I-551 Renewal Program Temporary Sticker Issuance I-90 Manifest System (SIIMS) (66 FR 6673 January 22, 2001) into one Department of Homeland Security/United States Citizenship and Immigration Services system of records notice titled, United States Citizenship and Immigration Services Benefits Information System. Categories of individuals, categories of records, and the routine uses of these legacy system of records notices have been consolidated and updated to better reflect the Department's immigration petition and application information record systems. This system will be included in the Department's inventory of record systems.

    DATES: Written comments must be submitted on or before October 29,
    2008. This new system will be effective October 29, 2008.



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  • pbojja
    05-22 04:45 PM
    yes, this whole debate is useless anyway, since there's no meaning to those dates, maybe just for extreme cases, that are delayed even beyond the usual unreasonable delay.
    If you manage to get your employer to get a SR open for you on the I140, chances are, you'll get your I140 approved before you'll get any response to the SR, since USCIS takes that ridiculous 45 business days to respond.

    SR are next to useless , If you ever expereince SR , you will never think about it again





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  • paskal
    07-14 07:36 PM
    please stop this.



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  • 21stIcon
    02-19 08:07 PM
    50K is not enough for even 2 members family on unexpected occasion, you loved one will be on the streets...





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  • map_boiler
    07-06 12:54 PM
    CAdude, possibly you're the person in DENIAL mode. You are free to take the chill pill or any other pill you want (I am not seeking your advice for that purpose anyways). If you have a direct response to the point I made, feel free to respond, otherwise, please don't bother...

    All you guys in DENIAL mode. Like Home seller in todays market. take chill pill and enjoy the life (what ever left after fisaco). :)



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  • STAmisha
    09-15 10:58 AM
    OR

    Have some backup like Canada/Australia/Singapore. Atleast you will continue the same quality of life with little lesser pay and continue with life

    India is an option but the $$ amount for outsourcing is getting expensive and US is finding new options in China/Eastern Europe/Isreal/Phillipines, I'm not sure about future. I know this is just thestarting but in some time the tide may turn and India might loose in the race (hope not).

    Currently India is booming heavily and I HOPE it sustains the pace!!

    The common things we need to worry in India is the dreaded exposure back to STONE AGE culture (especially for women) and some common problems like pollution, too many people everywhere ...

    Meanwhile sit back, relax and enjoy your life and forget what will happen tommrow. Take it easy and everything will be allright





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  • sorcerer666
    04-21 02:24 PM
    Please watch your language. Its a valid question. If you and your spouse have good jobs here and children are in school....moving back to support your parents may not be so feasible both economically and also for many other reasons. If you don't have useful and helpful suggestions to relieve the problem then please refrain from making attacks and have respect for others. you don't fully know or understand the person's circumstances

    There was nothing wrong with my language! What was her question ?? Lobby for the new visa category?? Is she willing to go lobby or donate ?? This is her second post in this forum..., I asked her, why not move back?? Did she give a reason ?? If her circumstances are that bad, then start a movement!! Has she offered any solutions??



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  • hebron
    05-14 09:57 AM
    Congrats!





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  • frostrated
    10-16 06:33 PM
    Hi All,

    My son was born last month and applied for US passport. Once I get the passport I am planning to apply for PIO card in Texas. Can you please let me know if I need to send my son's original passport and the processing time. Can you please also let me know if anyone recently applied?

    Thanks
    you dont need to send the original passport. you will need to send a copy of the passport though.



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  • intezar2005
    10-18 03:41 PM
    Infopass and Expedite on ph did not work. My congressman office helped me to expedite AP . Mine and my wife's AP got approved even though we requested expeidited only for my wife's AP.





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  • saimrathi
    07-10 09:09 AM
    SHould have sent in Munnabhai DVDs with the flowers with subtitles..

    I seriously hope that the Director of the USCIS understands our "Gandhigiiri".

    We dont want the Americans thinking, "hey lets keep screwing these immigrants and getting stuff like free flowers and free blood from them"





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  • gveerab
    08-05 01:27 AM
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    gives me goosebumps everytime i listen to this!!!





    kartikiran
    01-22 10:26 AM
    Pappu,

    Thanks for the response.

    Not to offend anybody. but if you take a look at the sample of this thread as you can see the topic of discussion has moved from an action item to statistics estimate.

    I admire IV and all its administrators, because grassroots efforts are never easy. IV along with its admins, has definitely had done a lot of hard work to reach to this stage.

    At the same time, I would appreciate all senior members, and whoever reading this to keep the discussions more as a follow-up on action items.

    Irrespective of statistics and the decision-makings of USCIS, it is very evident that some form of law changes must occur to clean-up this GC process.

    As step 1 is bring an awareness among senators/congressmen and including the president that there is a problem that exists. I think this must be the only focus now to bring the problem in front with all the other problems that exist right now in front of the american politicians.

    Again my 2 cents.





    amitjoey
    07-09 01:32 PM
    Guys to make more people aware of it, in US and abroad shall we start text message in cell phone about flower campaign. I am ready to loose few more bucks to make it success.

    I mean, if it is not a bad idea :cool:

    Text message to friends, do it!!



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